March 2012
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Unpopular Animal Opinion:
I don’t like monkeys, apes, or dolphins. There I said it.
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My job
Me: Guess what my new responsibly at work is?
Dad: What?
Me: Who are my least favorite kind of people.
Dad: Oh, you're working with kids?
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February 2012
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“I should have known better, it was a Tuesday in February. Many of my life’s most...”
– Moab Is My Washpot (via liamdryden)
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“There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do...”
– Neil Gaiman (via julie911)
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I love banana cream pie.
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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